Top 10 Reasons why you might be having a bad week (If your under 18yrs old or think I am a role model all the time, you don’t need to read this!) BTW if you think role models need to be perfect or always are fault stay in your fantasy bubble!

10) Finding more than 1 pug poo in house a day (this will be on why I am a crappy dad top ten list soon)

9) Finding all the crap and lost revenue that you former trusted employees left you and to find out that the back stabbing bastard couple and the your former so call brother have gotten together! So true.. apparently: the enemy of my enemy IS my friend! All I gotta say is good luck with that.. The other saying that you will find is gonna be true is that if you go to bed with flees that your gonna get ____ *It’s not as easy as your gonna think!
When sobriety only last for 4 days max

7) When you can no longer date 21 – 25 year old women cause if you had a daughter she might be that age

6) You kitchen faucet is still broken after 3 months because the people who made Moen faucets are both space aliens and bastards!

5) When you almost have to beat the live Sh#t out some dude, who is one of Albuquerque’s most ghetto gangsta wanna be’s being disrespectful to one of your best employees because she was doing her job! BTW what kind of IDIOT goes in to a mixed martial arts gym and makes a scene because your asked to fill out a waiver to enter the gym? REALLY?? I don’t care what and how bad you THINK you are and that you boyfriend is still in the joint where you guys were roommates! The guys house you decide to front-in trained Military Special Forces, Swat Teams, Bomb Squads, UFC and WEC fighter and spent over 30yrs train in the worlds most efficient combat systems so WOW!! All I got to say is Really? Funny how some guys wanna pick on a beautiful woman, but will show that his a lil BITCH when he’s confronted by someone that could easily end him LOL!

4) The 4 hour office project really turned into a 8 hour project

3) Your 4 pug sons have decide to use urination a self expression on the walls of you house (INSIDE!) Everyday!!

2) Your on again / off again girl friend takes you out for your birthday and your still off and she makes a point that you called her “babe” during a “off phase” after almost 6 months! REALLY?? BTW it’s awesome to do everything right, find the women of you dreams after 2 failed marriages and have to pay for the sins of her SH#T Bag cheating Ex-husband!!

1) When you pug sons have PISSED in you bed while you were gone 3 of the 5 days of the week! (This is after numbers 9 to 2 of a crappy week LOL!!!

Oh well tomorrows a new day and even the worst days working for yourself and owning your destiny is better than the alternative! Not to mention I still own my amazing business and house after 2 failed marriages + I have the best friends, teachers / mentors, pug sons (don’t get it twisted! Just cause they aren’t perfectly trained) and staff than ANY human being could ask for! So..bring it BITCHES LOL!